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An Original Rambling: Ski Lifts
originally posted on Jan 18, 2001 my old goofiness.com website: When you are skiing alone you can yell “Single” and if someone up near the front is also alone, you can budge up and ride with them. Whenever I yell “Single” in a lift line, I meet someone new. The people I meet riding ski [...]
An Original Rambling: Snow Shoveling Competitor
originally posted on Jan 12, 2001 on my old goofiness.com website: Last year was my first winter with Bert as my neighbor and I thought of him as a very old guy. An old coot who might have heard an Abe Lincoln speech in person. Bert was already old when I was born. With this [...]
Joke: Tire Iron
Here’s another joke I produced back in the last century. It’s kind of a lame joke but it was around the time I was experimenting with doing different voices and narrating over some of it. It didn’t work out very well — my voice sounds pretty distinctive in it’s rhythm. If I did this one [...]
An Original Rambling: If it wasn’t for bad luck…
Originally posted on my old goofiness.com website in April of 1999: I’ve got all the bad luck I need right now. I’m saving it for later, when I need it. The way I see it, I’ll one day be kidnapped by Middle Eastern terrorists (or Ken Starr). I’ll be tied up in the back of [...]
Parodies
Back in 2000 the big news was the Presidential election; the even bigger news was the way it ended, with a near concession by Al Gore, a prolonged fight in Florida with “hanging chad’s” entering our vernacular and an eventual Supreme Court decision to stop the endless recounts. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] [...]
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