Hans Anderson

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AAA-Funny Spam

I wonder if terrorists know about spam.  Not in the way that they terrorize the rest of us by using spam, which is definitely what they are already doing, but in the way that they could send unbreakable code by using spam.  Have you read one of these spam messages lately?  Here’s a recent one [...]

Lawyer Jokes

My Wife calls lawyers law-yers; most people say “loy-yers” she says “law-yers.” She claims she’s pronouncing it correctly. At any rate, lawyer jokes are fun, especially when you string together a couple dozen and split the telling with your Dad (whose voice is similar to your own… in this piece there are two deep voiced [...]

Birthday Cakes

I’ve been learning guitar so I could do spontaneous audio… I tend to overproduce some of the audio, spending a lot of time tweaking. This is okay if you have time, but I don’t. I also like the spontaneity and energy of doing it once and leaving it at that. So, after a couple of [...]

An Original Rambling: You can drive, but you can’t hide

Originally posted on Oct 17, 2000 on my old goofiness.com website:
So our friends in the automotive industry are going to start putting black-box type data recorders in cars, are they? Guess they ain’t looking for customers anymore.
Under the guise of “collecting data for air-bag effectiveness” research, automakers will soon be installing data recorders similar [...]

Musical Jokes

I’ve been inspired by many different forms of storytelling and music and have a vision of what I think would be interesting on stage and through a car stereo. I don’t have much time to pursue them right now, though. But, here’s an early version of a few jokes strung together with music. [...]