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		<title>Ramblings Compiled #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compiled from my 2000-2002 "Ramblings" blog at goofiness.com: Anyway, the other day my wife was telling me about a conversation she had on the phone with a client where she works. As she was saying goodbye, she had one of those brain locks that each of us has at some point. During the final stages [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Original Rambling: Participatory Ribbons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[originally posted on my old goofiness.com website on January 31st 2001: The ribbons we give our children for participating in competitions should be banned. The only Award for participating should be the Reward of participating, in doing something fun and new. You shouldn't get a ribbon for simply participating in the rope climb or high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Abraham Said to Rock my World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just spent a couple of days in Washington, D.C. for work.  One afternoon, having my hotel two blocks from the White House, I walked around the Golden Triangle and the National Mall and took in the public sites. I've done this before, seen most everything, even a few things that people who live in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seafood Joint</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of my favorite pieces, because it was one of the first original ideas I had that I wrote and produced based on a fictional-fantasy type situation that had roots in real life. Fact was, I did go to a Red Lobster with a black family -- their 9 year old was best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's another joke I produced: Dozen Penguins I loved this joke when I first heard it. What is it about kid jokes that make them so much fun? They aren't so much just funny, but funny and... something else? Innocent? Why does a gorilla have big nostrils? Because it has big fingers. See? comment on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AAA-Funny Spam</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder if terrorists know about spam.  Not in the way that they terrorize the rest of us by using spam, which is definitely what they are already doing, but in the way that they could send unbreakable code by using spam.  Have you read one of these spam messages lately?  Here's a recent one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ha17</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Wife calls lawyers law-yers; most people say "loy-yers" she says "law-yers." She claims she's pronouncing it correctly. At any rate, lawyer jokes are fun, especially when you string together a couple dozen and split the telling with your Dad (whose voice is similar to your own... in this piece there are two deep voiced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday Cakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ha17</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been learning guitar so I could do spontaneous audio... I tend to overproduce some of the audio, spending a lot of time tweaking. This is okay if you have time, but I don't. I also like the spontaneity and energy of doing it once and leaving it at that. So, after a couple of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Original Rambling: You can drive, but you can&#8217;t hide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ha17</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally posted on Oct 17, 2000 on my old goofiness.com website: So our friends in the automotive industry are going to start putting black-box type data recorders in cars, are they? Guess they ain't looking for customers anymore. Under the guise of "collecting data for air-bag effectiveness" research, automakers will soon be installing data recorders [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Musical Jokes</title>
		<link>http://ha17.com/80-musical-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ha17</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been inspired by many different forms of storytelling and music and have a vision of what I think would be interesting on stage and through a car stereo. I don't have much time to pursue them right now, though. But, here's an early version of a few jokes strung together with music. I was [...]]]></description>
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