Archive for World Wide Wedgy category:
An Original Rambling: Participatory Ribbons
originally posted on my old goofiness.com website on January 31st 2001:
The ribbons we give our children for participating in competitions should be banned. The only Award for participating should be the Reward of participating, in doing something fun and new. You shouldn’t get a ribbon for simply participating in the rope climb or high [...]
What Abraham Said to Rock my World
I just spent a couple of days in Washington, D.C. for work. One afternoon, having my hotel two blocks from the White House, I walked around the Golden Triangle and the National Mall and took in the public sites. I’ve done this before, seen most everything, even a few things that people who live in [...]
Seafood Joint
This is one of my favorite pieces, because it was one of the first original ideas I had that I wrote and produced based on a fictional-fantasy type situation that had roots in real life. Fact was, I did go to a Red Lobster with a black family — their 9 year old was best [...]
More Jokes
Here’s another joke I produced:
Dozen Penguins
I loved this joke when I first heard it. What is it about kid jokes that make them so much fun? They aren’t so much just funny, but funny and… something else? Innocent? Why does a gorilla have big nostrils? Because it has big fingers. See?
AAA-Funny Spam
I wonder if terrorists know about spam. Not in the way that they terrorize the rest of us by using spam, which is definitely what they are already doing, but in the way that they could send unbreakable code by using spam. Have you read one of these spam messages lately? Here’s a recent one [...]
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