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My Kids are Saving the World: #3, The Secret Spot
Atican’s secret spot used to be the shower in the bathroom he had attached to his bedroom. Since no one would ever expect Atican to be in the shower, he hid stuff there, like all his data about color splitting and his collection of Yu-gi-oh cards. Atican also had a secret hole to the attic, [...]
My Kids are Saving the World: #2, in Which Devyn Captures a Dictator
The NSA needed a teenager to build a small robot to infiltrate and possibly capture the ruthless dictator Caspin Crunachian. Crunachian called himself President of the small island country of Tiniabonita. Tiniabonita was about to come to the forefront of international politics. The NSA had been spying on Crunachian for over a year. That’s how [...]
Open Letter from “P.K.” re: Ninjas were there
I got this from some guy who reads this blog and wanted me to get out his side of the story first published here: http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/02/judges_70yearold_wife_fights_o.html Check out the link and then read on. Keep in mind, I’m just the messenger here. comment on this post on twitter
My Kids Are Saving the World: #1 Sun Block
Then there was the time that my son Atican saved the world by foiling a plan by Sindictive Nastevil. Nastevil, at that time, was one of the top scientists at NASA. He co-wrote two important scientific papers, Sunlight’s Flight and The Space between Hydrogen Molecules. The first paper was about the effect of sunlight on [...]
Dirty Words Script
[Audio clip: view full post to listen] My wife was helping decorate for Christmas at our church. Another woman was up on a ladder putting up decorations and she slipped and slid down. She said, “Oh, S!!!!” Then she said, “Oh no! I just said S!!! in church!” This, of course, made it worse. comment [...]
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