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		<title>Birthday Cakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been learning guitar so I could do spontaneous audio... I tend to overproduce some of the audio, spending a lot of time tweaking. This is okay if you have time, but I don't. I also like the spontaneity and energy of doing it once and leaving it at that. So, after a couple of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Day Diary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 11:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Various NPR stations like to air this on Mother's Day.  I think I did it in 2006.  It highlights the "jump-cut" editing I like to utilize in some of the straight-to-audio stories I've done.  I think it's a fun format but would get tiring after more than a few minutes. Download audio file (mothers_day_diary.mp3) comment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kids are Saving the World: #5, in Which Devyn Frees the NSA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Devyn's long flight back from Tiniabonita took almost a day, and when he got off his flight in LA he changed his ticket to Detroit, because he knew that was where the poor nice folks who run the NSA where being held by the evil kidnapping cell known as ABOE, the American Big Oil Executives. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kids are Saving the World: #4.3, Atican&#8217;s Discovery of the 4.3rd Dimension</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone's heard of 2D and 3D, and maybe even 4D but not 4.3D. That will all change when Atican is done with his book. But that will be at least a year from now. Atican can write really fast, but he's always being called away to save the world, or help old ladies cross streets, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poser. Dork.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally published on my old windsurfingradio.com web site in 2004: I knew the type as soon as we saw him pull up in his fancy white Dodge 2500 Cargo Van. Everything he had was clean and new. Perhaps he'd just won the lottery, but more likely he hit a tangent forked from mid-life crisis or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kids are Saving the World: #3, The Secret Spot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atican's secret spot used to be the shower in the bathroom he had attached to his bedroom. Since no one would ever expect Atican to be in the shower, he hid stuff there, like all his data about color splitting and his collection of Yu-gi-oh cards. Atican also had a secret hole to the attic, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kids are Saving the World: #2, in Which Devyn Captures a Dictator</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 11:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NSA needed a teenager to build a small robot to infiltrate and possibly capture the ruthless dictator Caspin Crunachian. Crunachian called himself President of the small island country of Tiniabonita. Tiniabonita was about to come to the forefront of international politics. The NSA had been spying on Crunachian for over a year. That's how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open Letter from &#8220;P.K.&#8221; re: Ninjas were there</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this from some guy who reads this blog and wanted me to get out his side of the story first published here: http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2009/02/judges_70yearold_wife_fights_o.html Check out the link and then read on.  Keep in mind, I'm just the messenger here. "Look, this story is SO, like, WRONG on so many levels.   It wasn't just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kids Are Saving the World: #1 Sun Block</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then there was the time that my son Atican saved the world by foiling a plan by Sindictive Nastevil. Nastevil, at that time, was one of the top scientists at NASA. He co-wrote two important scientific papers, Sunlight's Flight and The Space between Hydrogen Molecules. The first paper was about the effect of sunlight on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Words Script</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Download audio file (Dirty%20Words.mp3) My wife was helping decorate for Christmas at our church. Another woman was up on a ladder putting up decorations and she slipped and slid down. She said, "Oh, S!!!!" Then she said, "Oh no! I just said S!!! in church!" This, of course, made it worse. Now, my wife didn't [...]]]></description>
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